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Sunday, January 10, 2010

Marriage Monday


Jokes About Marriage


  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)
  • A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)
  • A husband said to his wife, 'No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.'
  • A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
  • A man is not complete until he is married; then he is finished.
  • A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, 'OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.'
  • A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
  • A wedding consists of 3 rings, the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring!
  • After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'
  • All marriages are mixed marriages. (Chantal Saperstein)
  • At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'
  • By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
  • How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
  • I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'. (Henny Youngman)
  • 5 comments:

    1. These jokes are all very, very clever! :~D

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    2. A man is not complete until he is married; then he is finished.
      i like this. what do you mean by "he is finished"., his life is overrrrrr???
      hehheehhe!!!

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    3. # By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
      # How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
      I LIKE YOUR JOKES
      you make my monday morning funny

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    4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... sakit amo tyan ni Papng ug katawaha..maong ning blog nga makawala ug stress!

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